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何当奇
第13楼2006/12/18
连小孩都说了
操场上，看到她的学生在对其他学生作鬼脸， 史密斯小姐停下来，轻声地责备那个小孩。
甜蜜地笑着，这个主日学校老师说，博比，在我小的时候，有人告诉我说如果我做鬼脸的话，我的脸就会冻结，永远都那样了。
博比抬起头，回答说，哦， 史密斯小姐，你不能说没有人警告过你了。Jeanyqq 发表:Kids say it all
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground,Ms.Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.
Smiling sweetly,the Sunday School teacher said"Bobby, when I was a child Iwas told that if I made ugly faces, myface would freeze and stay like that".
Bobby looked up and replied,"Well,Ms.Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
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haypiny
第16楼2006/12/18
老师与学生对话时候闹出来的笑话
1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
CLASS: Big hands!
4. TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.
5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.
SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.