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  • A Really Bad Day
    There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

    Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

    "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

    "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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  • 现在开始学GC

    第2楼2006/10/20

    这不是蛮好的嘛,自杀可是要下地狱的,所以是“commit” a suicide,

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  • 文文

    第4楼2006/10/20

    ,那人更郁闷,他还是庆幸吧,大家记住千万别睡懒觉

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  • 六脉神剑

    第5楼2006/10/21

    那个司机是不是算被他杀的呢?这下这位老兄可算事事不如意了

    emma217 发表:这不是蛮好的嘛,自杀可是要下地狱的,所以是“commit” a suicide,

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  • 闲鹤野云

    第6楼2007/05/28

    I did some corrections over this story in grammar.

    skyhunter 发表:A Really Bad Day
    There was this (a) guy at (in) a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays (stayed) like that for half of (no need for of) an hour.

    Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps(steped) next to him, takes (taked) the drink from the guy, and just drinks (drinked??)it all down. The poor man starts (started) crying. The truck driver says (said), "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

    "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall (fell) asleep, and I go (went)late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires(fiired) me. When I leave (left) the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can (could)do nothing. I get (got)a cab to return home, and when I leave (left) it, I remember (recalled that)I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives (drove) away."

    "I go (went)home, and when I get (got) there, I find (found) my wife (was) in bed with the gardener. I leave (left) home, and come (came)to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show (showed) up and drink (drinked) my poison."

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