安平
第1楼2006/12/13
应助达人Peter: Hello , this is Peter.
Paul: Hello, What can I do for you ?
Peter: My car's broken down, and I'd like you to lend me one hundred dollars for the garage bill.
Paul: There must be something wrong with the line. I can't hear you very well.
Peter: I want to borrow one hundred dollars.
Paul: I still can't hear you.
Operator: Hello, this is operator. I can hear him quite clearly.
Paul: Then you lend him the one hundred dollars.
何当奇
第3楼2006/12/14
鼓励下，再接再厉。看英语笑话是个非常好的学习英语的办法，不信大家都来试试。
安平
第4楼2006/12/14
应助达人1
Optician : Remeber , you must wear your glasses all the time ----- even when you're working.
Patient : That's going to be difficult ----- I'm a boxer.
2
Clown : Boss, boss, the tent's on fire!
Circus manager : Never mind , just bring the fire-eater！
3
Teacher: Who never gets his hair wet in a shower?
Student: A bald man.
何当奇
第5楼2006/12/15
三个很棒的笑话，这么短的篇幅里面出现了8个职业，再加秃顶男人。
安平
第6楼2006/12/16
应助达人 A morden girl went to the theater with a vest and a pair of slippers. The ticket-examiner turned her away very politely: “Miss, NO ADMISSION WITH SLIPPERS.”
“REALLY?” the girl took off the slippers and carried them in her hands, “then I will go in barefootly. ”
“Oh my god !” the ticket-examiner cried out “Fortunately, I have not told her NO ADMISSION WITH A VEST.”
jeanyqq
第12楼2006/12/18
Kids say it all
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground,Ms.Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.
Smiling sweetly,the Sunday School teacher said"Bobby, when I was a child Iwas told that if I made ugly faces, myface would freeze and stay like that".
Bobby looked up and replied,"Well,Ms.Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
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